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i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together
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- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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- me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
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